今天太阳球员杰伦-格林将自己40岁女友德拉雅-米歇尔的肖像文到了自己背上。
国外球迷群情激奋，怒其不争，视其为NBA版阿斗：
[–]Sunsz_o_i_n_k_z 7236 points 10 hours ago
We are so cooked bro
太阳球迷：吾命休矣……
[–]AntawnSL 247 points 9 hours ago
Her game is stronger than his. He had no choice.
球迷：她技术比他好多了，他双手控球无法破紧逼。
We got fleeced for KD. This guy’s bozo the clown.
太阳球迷：KD老儿又戏耍吾等，此小儿是弱智。
[–]Celtics8_bw 233 points 9 hours ago
I'm not saying it's worth it or that this is a good sign at all
But do you know how crazy the sex game gotta be to get a young rich professional basketball player with access to zillions of women tattooing your goddamn face on his back?
凯尔特人球迷：不知这是福是祸！
但你在一个身边美女如云的年轻富豪背上纹那么一张大B脸，这玩得也太花了吧？
[–]TimberwolvesLameAfro 1116 points 6 hours ago
If you guys dont want him, we can take him off your backs for free, it'll be interesting to see him and Ant on the same floor haha
森林狼球迷：如果你们不想要，我们可以免费引进，看他和华子同场竞争那是乐趣不断啊。
[–]Super-Maximum-4817 1028 points 6 hours ago
Imagine Ant trying to explain that you’re rich you can just fuck em and tell them to leave, you don’t have to move a 40 year old thirst trap in with you.
His mind will be blown.
球迷：想象一下华子会教育他：你有的是钱，可以拔d无情嘛，你干嘛在一棵40岁的枯树上吊死？他的三观肯定会震碎。
[–]SoilMaleficent4757 298 points 9 hours ago
Is that what Ant did? I thought he got them all pregnant
球迷：这是华子吗？我怎么记得她们都是孕气十足地走了？
[–]CavaliersOrnery_Penalty_5549 262 points 9 hours ago
He probably fucks 5x more than the ones he gets pregnant
骑士球迷：他睡过的女人中，怀孕率大概是5中1。
[–]Sunsawmaleg 133 points 9 hours ago
[–]Hawksjumboponcho 2674 points 10 hours ago
I don’t want any sex that makes me do something like this
老鹰球迷：白让我打一p，我也不干这事。
[–]TairyGreene716 745 points 9 hours ago
Maybe just once
球迷：我愿一试。
[–]SunsJG_2214 108 points 9 hours ago
That’s probably what Jalen thought at first too lol.
太阳球迷：杰伦-格林刚开始可能也这么想的，哈哈哈哈
[–]sashathefearleskitty 133 points 7 hours ago
I was just saying this. The amount of experience that would be put on me this age it would absolutely ruin me as a man. She has generational box and head game. You would be indeed ruined as a man.
球迷：作为过来人我想说，这会毁了他，她有经验有头脑，肯定会毁了这个男人。
[–]Knicks14ktgoldscw 210 points 6 hours ago
What a thing to type out.
尼克斯球迷：听君一席话，胜读十年书。
[–]Rocketsi-race-goats 3412 points 10 hours ago
we traded this guy for someone who’s only love is the game
火箭球迷：我们交易他，就是因为他最爱的是游戏。
[–]BucksFoolishPerformer 1090 points 10 hours ago
And arguing with twitter trolls, don’t forget about that!
雄鹿球迷：还在网上和球迷互喷过，印象太深刻了。
[–]Rockets_MergatroidSkittle 586 points 10 hours ago
That’s the game he was talking about
火箭球迷：这就是他爱谈论的游戏。
[–]RocketsKingGizzle 608 points 9 hours ago
And who is still younger than Jalen’s gf
火箭球迷：在坐各位谁比风雪哥女友年轻？
[–]Eirexxxx 1660 points 10 hours ago
Imagine what him ,Zion, Edward’s etc would be doing if they weren’t good at basketball
球迷：如果风雪哥、锡安-威廉森和爱德华兹不打篮球，他们能干嘛呢？
[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 703 points 10 hours ago
They’d be fuckin, that’s for sure
森林狼球迷：他们肯定会被生活按在地上摩擦。
[–]NBAayending1 167 points 9 hours ago
Zion would be a mukbang streamer.
球迷：锡安肯定会成为吃播网红。
[–]needbmw_help 2521 points 10 hours ago
Homie is a real life victim lol
球迷：风雪哥是现实生活受害者，哈哈哈哈。
[–][LAL] Gary PaytonForgotPWAgainSigh 1711 points 10 hours ago
Well if you think that's bad, listen to this: she brought her son to watch an NBA game Jalen was in.
The son is the same age as jalen
湖人球迷：这你就受不了了？她还带自己儿子看过风雪哥比赛呢。
她儿子和风雪哥年龄一样大。
[–]DamageAccording5745 904 points 10 hours ago
Sounds like an even worse situation for the son.
球迷：怎么感觉她儿子更惨呢？
[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 902 points 10 hours ago
Room temp IQ on this guy
森林狼球迷：这货智商和室温一样低（20多）
[–]DrFlyAnarcho 953 points 10 hours ago
If I wasn’t certain that this guy is a bust, now I am 100% sure he won’t develop into an all star despite all the physical talent. Just don’t have the brains to be successful in this game.
球迷： 他水没水我还不确定，但他100%不会成为全明星，真是没脑子，白瞎这身体了。
[–]Celticssherpa143 100 points 9 hours ago
Where are his parents? His homies? His agent? Literally anyone.
凯尔特人球迷：他父母呢？兄弟朋友？经纪人呢？来人救救他吧。
[–]Super-Maximum-4817 474 points 10 hours ago
She is the worst thing that could have happened to this guy.
球迷：她真是风雪哥的噩梦呀。
[–]Cavaliersmikhailitwithfire 170 points 9 hours ago
Might actually be the first actual Filipino athlete that the Filipino's won't claim.
骑士球迷：这可能是菲律宾人民最不愿意承认的菲律宾运动员。
[–]Celticsbigbootyjuice69 141 points 10 hours ago
Blink twice bro
凯尔特人球迷：风雪哥，如果被逼的，你就眨眨眼。
